Guilty Pleasures are Limited—to About Three Seasons and a Special.

I haven’t been watching Gossip Girl as much as I used to. Sure, I’ll get caught up eventually. It’s just that I think it might have been let to go past its experation date. I’ve moved on to fresher shows that go well with a vodka tonic and hefty doses of digital mockery—I mean, have you seen The Secret Circle? That stuff is epic.

The New Class of Terrible TV

Many have told me that Whitney is worth watching as a guilty pleasure. I strongly disagree. Instead, I submit the following fresh grouping of terrible shows to help you get over the stagnant loops of plot onGossip Girl.

The Secret Circle

GCB

Smash

Pretty Little Liars

Must-Wne-TV

I was once basically called an alcoholic by the head of the housing community I lived in at UGA. It’s alright, though, because no one likes that guy—and, I’m pretty sure his picture is hung up at the Terrapin brewery. That’s all a side-point, though—my main thrust is that a little fruit from the vine can make terrible tv 500% better. Although, I have discovered that pizza has a similar effect on ABC Family Original Movies.*

*There are plenty of those on Netflix